Monday, October 27

Grumpy Old Man

So Sunday I had my yearly bike racing temper tantrum. I've worked hard to get past the sullen and angry parts of my personality, and these days a meltdown is a once a year thing, but it still sucks to lose my cool. While I regret getting to the point of blowing up in public and the stupid childish stuff I said, I'm still pretty upset that I was (quite literally) shoved to that point.

In cyclo-cross everything is referenced by "how they do it in Belgium" and for the most part we try to do it the same way. After all, they are the best, and who doesn't want to emulate the best in some fashion - even (at least for me) to the point of trying to do it better. One thing I think American 'cross does 'better' than the euros is cheer for the riders. Sure there are tens of thousands of spectators at the World Cups and GVA races, but the lack of crowd noise is downright shocking to someone coming from the States. In Euro land, you cheer for 'your' rider and that's it. Offer some words of encouragement to someone else and the 'supporters club' looks at you like you have two heads. Here in the Americas we cheer for everybody. If you've got a number on your back your worth supporting.

But that's changing. The cheering has turned ugly. Cheering is no longer 'cool enough for cross'. It's heckling that's de rigure these days. It's not enough to get excited when a rider hops the hurdles, it's now ok to boo them when they don't. At Granogue last week someone lined up rocks across the course before the start of the Elite race. 85 of the countrys best 'cross riders came around a turn at full speed into a rock garden that wasn't there on the pre laps. The same thing happened at a Cross Crusade race in Portland last year. Out west cross fans have turned the 'euro style 'dump water on the cyclist' into 'throw a cup of beer on him/her'. Is a cup of piss next? Are cross superfans going to become nothing more than soccer hooligans?




That's the Saturn SuperCup, where, in 1998 I (along with almost everybody else) stumbled up a steep climb in a cross race. That day someone reached over the tape and pulled me up the hill.

Last Sunday, almost a decade later, when I stumbled on a steep hill in a cross race somebody reached over the tape, grabbed my wheel and pushed me backwards.

7 Comments:

Blogger Ry said...

Wow. thats really lame. I have to agree-sneering is the new cheering and thats douchie.

October 27, 2008 at 3:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did you get an ID? Because the finger I broke today is not on my punching hand. I can address the problem for you.

October 28, 2008 at 5:40 PM  
Blogger Colin R said...

Caught on camera here:

http://colinmoorephoto.exposuremanager.com/p/pro123/dsc_07011

Thanks for the awesome housing this weekend.

November 3, 2008 at 10:29 AM  
Blogger Zach said...

That may just be the best cross video I've seen in a very long time....maybe ever. The bart wellens "kick a spectator in the face" video was pretty halarious though....
You have motivated me to be a superfan this weekend and do all the things I have been neglecting this season. Time to pony up and be a true cross'tater.

November 4, 2008 at 9:48 PM  
Blogger Andrew said...

It looks like his arm is under the tape in that picture.

December 7, 2008 at 10:51 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

From the picture it looks like you are riding off the course... could be the angle I guess but I heard from one of the guys sitting near "the event" that you were about to ride through the tape, which the picture seems to confirm... anyway in defense of heckling, as a heckler myself, my goal is always to make the rider laugh... never to offend, and for me it is one of the best parts of the sport. Telling a rider who has opened up a huge gap and is clearly winning a race to "slow down" or something of the like gets weird looks and lots of laughs. Calling John Page names during a post race interview is not heckling.... it's just being an asshole.

December 22, 2008 at 9:00 PM  
Blogger JD said...

I was trying to ride the hurdles and going on the diagonal to lengthen the distance between them. the goal was to then traverse back to the left to hop the 3rd one but I never quite made it. I took the same route several times without going through the tape (or getting all 3 hurdles). And yes the dudes arm is under the tape. I took a bit of license with my metaphor (and I have a crappy memory).
I'm not strictly anti-heckle, I just think if you're gonna heckle there should be some prior interaction with the subject of the heckle- without it there's too much room for misinterpretation. We're all out there for different reasons and need/want different types of support. More on that soon.

December 22, 2008 at 10:47 PM  

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